Reviews

This post is an inspired piece. This is all about reviews. I recently had a long discussion about reviews with my boss, specifically one review from some crazy bitch. Due to the fact that this discriminatory bitch wanted to talk shit, my boss basically puts himself into cardiac arrest for no goddamn reason at all.

For the most part, reviews aren't that bad. They are people telling other people the pros and cons of a business but the negative side to reviews is that PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. People talk about shit they have no clue about. It is the same thing as a YouTube comment on a video. Those assholes that hide behind their computer screens to talk shit are little pansy bitches, the people who write scathing online reviews but don't tell the business their complaints prior to writing the reviews are pansy ass bitches.

The worst part is that these dummies don't realize or even give a shit about the mess they leave behind. People get fired over the fact that someone goes online and writes some bullshit that is either completely untrue or not that big of a goddamn deal.

I personally don't get bad reviews written about me, I have a work face. I can pretend like I care all while wishing you go play in traffic at the same time. I have read plenty of reviews that are so ridiculous it makes it hard to believe that people like this actually exist.

Picture Bitch

There is a review online of my hotel that claims the pictures on the website aren't what you see when you go into the hotel. She took maybe 12 pictures and posted them online saying it wasn't the same. The pictures weren't bad, it showed clean rooms, a clean lobby and the indoor hot tub. The pictures didn't show vomit or shit all over the walls, just a normal hotel, so why waste your time?

She complained that the pictures on the website were different. NO SHIT SHERLOCK! Did you think that we normally keep candles lit around the spa? That's a fire hazard you stupid ass. People doctor photos, not to deceive people but to make something look better. Ask every whore on Instagram. They wear tight shit and stick out their asses so that it takes away from the fact that their face is similar to a Golden Retriever. 

Rate Complaining

This is very common in reviews. This can be found in reviews for restaurants, hotels, stores and etc, but the answer to this is DON'T GO THERE YOU CHEAP BASTARDS! No one is forcing you to pay $50 for Sushi just like no one is forcing you to pay $150 to sleep in a hotel room. If these things are causing you to live beyond your means then don't partake. This is always the most ridiculous thing to complain about to me. After trying to get as many discounts as possible, people still have the nerve to complain about the rate in order to get more of a discount. If you can't afford nice things then call it wash, do not manipulate and complain in order to get something cheaper than its value.

Discrimination

These people are the worst. A review is meant to tell others about an experience that stems from quality and customer service. The people who make personal attacks in a review are the people who need to say something negative and can find nothing negative to say. For some unexplainable reason, people like to add in smart ass comments about someone's personal appearance. Why? As an adult you should know that bullying only makes you look stupid, not anybody else.

This post was inspired by a review from a woman who said that she does not speak to people with piercings/tattoos because she finds it gross and therefore the fact that one of my employees has a piercing made her stay unsatisfactory. WHAT!? How? Why? Look, its 2013 and everyone and their mom has a tattoo/piercing. Don't leave your house if that is how you feel. But definitely do not write a review that somehow links a piercing to an unsatisfactory hotel stay.

I have plenty more comments from guests that are just as stupid but I won't post them in this one. Just be aware that there is plenty more stupidity to come from customers/guests that I will post soon enough.